A Letter to SOA

Excuse me, Mr. SOA, I have a question...

Why am I ALWAYS writing reports???

Why can't we, just for ONE module, do something else instead huh huh???

Like.. oh I don't know..

one of those crazy hair-pulling nail-biting brain-juice-draining math questions we did for the last 4 exams?

Oh wait, we are doing those. ALONG WITH these reports.

AND the 1,257,356 pages of reading material.

The reading material, by the way, is falling a bit short of your goal of making me completely confused.

As of today, I'm only confused 83.54% of the time.

So why why why did we change to this system?

I mean, what was wrong with the old way?

Did you think we hated the 3,265,692 pages of study notes previously?

Or was it the 90.2% passing rate for the new system that you presumed would be more appealing?

Or maybe you just took the liberty of assuming that we preferred the MCQ format rather than writing essay questions?

Did you ask us first huh huh??

Well let me tell you something mister...

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you are RIGHT.

P.S: I'll include my thanks if I pass my exam. Otherwise...

(Numbers are all made up and have no statistical backing.)