Spanish 101

Phrases I learnt so far using the Rosetta Stone software:

• El carro es rojo. (The car is red.)
• La niña está corriendo. (The girl is running.)
• El hombre viejo tiene pelo blanco. (The old man has white hair.)
• Un caballo (a horse)

Uh huh right. These will be so incredibly helpful if I ever get stuck alone in Latin America.

On the other hand... phrases I learnt from my colleagues:

• Buenas dias (Good morning)
• Deseo... (I desire...) as in Deseo un hombre (I desire a guy. Kekekeke.)
• Lo siento (I am sorry)
• De nada (You're welcome)
• Socorro! (Help!)
• Yo no sé (I don't know)

And the most important phrase of all...

Quiero una cerveza por favor?

Which.. after saying it 3-4 more times.. would likely lead to..

Dime un beso? ;)