MSN Nickname War

For self protection, I hereby warn everyone that IF i go missing next school year, you all should know that my future roommate (aka Kitty) did it.

Last night, Kitty and I had a conversation on MSN. It started off with her not liking one of my comments (about her getting married *_* ) so she decided to "shoot both the messenger and source" (phrases in quotes are cited directly from Kitty). Talk about violence.

Later she decided that "no body = no crime" so she's gonna get rid of my body if she ever kills me. (Someone's been watching too much CSI.) Apparently, motive alone without the body is not enough to convict someone of a crime, so she's gonna go mafia-style and "throw my body let alligators eat".

Then the nickname war began... (all below were our nicks on MSN)

me: Help! Non-violent roommate wanted!

Kitty: delusional roommate ran away to commit suicide! if found pls call 911

me: no no no.. Kitty did it! Mafia-style!

Kitty: future (delusional) roommate having ideas that I'm part of the Mafia

me: Kitty plotting my "disappearance" next sem

Kitty: i told you she was delusional... sigh

me: if i mysteriously disappear next sem, u know who did it

Kitty: now she's talking to her dead goldfish

me: my future roommate is mean & needs to learn better chinese (2nd half related to something else in our conversation)

Kitty: "shhh... she thinks they are after her"

Kitty again: I didn't know my room was gonna be an asylum

me: it will be... since you are there =P

Kitty: sigh... delusional roommate at it again

At which point, we agreed on a truce.

I have to admit, though, next semester is gonna be fun rooming with Kitty! (that's IF I survive to enjoy it)